Red Square:
Practising for my midget kickboxing bout that night.
Turning my back on the Kremlin after being denied entrance. Wasn't able to greet Lenin in costume either. His body is still on display in a separate building just outside the walls. He looks only slightly more real than Michael Jackson. And he can dance a lot better. 
Copying the Russian military's march, and auditioning for the Ministry of Silly Walks at the same time. Kremlin entry still denied.
Stalin, Presley, Lenin (all very average representations)
Spot the odd one out (yes, third guy from the right is the only one wearing underwear)
If only I could speak Russian - then I might have some idea what this shop sells
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